Why Men Can Never Win

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, youre a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, youre a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you dont work enough, youre a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, youre a wimp.

If you dont, youre an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, youre a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, shes a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy, thats domination.

If she asks you, its a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, youre a pervert.

If you dont, youre a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, youre a sexist.

If you dont, youre unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, youre vain.

If you dont, youre a slob.

If you buy her flowers, youre after something.

If you dont, youre not thoughtful.

If youre proud and talk about your achievements, youre an Egotist.

If you dont, youre not ambitious.

If youre totally beat after a hard days work, you dont give a damn about other peoples needs.

If she has a headache, shes tired.

If you have a headache, you dont love her anymore.

If you want it too often, youre oversexed.

If you dont, there must be someone else.

Old age and treachery will win out over youth and enthusiasm every time.

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