Rabbi Goldberg, Mullah Nasruddin and a Nun are sitting together in the
carriage of a train. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. As it's an old style train, there are no lights in the carriages and it goes completely dark. Then there is this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, the Nun and Mullah Nasruddin are sitting as if nothing had happened, and Rabbi Goldberg has his hand against his face.
Rabbi Goldberg is thinking: 'Mullah Nasruddin, must have kissed the Nun and
she missed him and slapped me instead. 'The Nun is thinking: 'Rabbi Goldberg must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed Mullah Nasruddin and got a slap for it.
Mullah Nasruddin is thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap Rabbi Goldberg again.
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