The English
- throws the coffee away, asks for an apology, then leaves the café.
The German
- invents a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee cups.
The French
- writes a cookbook on how properly to serve flies as a delicacy.
The American
- threateningly demands another cup of coffee.
The Russian
- adds vodka to his coffee and gulps it down, then asks for another cup.
The Mexican
- removes the fly and enjoys his coffee.
The Chinese
- eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The dispossessed Palestinian
- drinks the coffee and eats the fly.
The Israeli
- sells the coffee to the Americans and the fly to the Chinese
- cries that his security is endangered
- accuses the Palestinians of implanting the fly in his coffee
- pretends that Hezbollah , the Iranians and the Syrians are in the process of training terrorist fly squads
- decrees this act as an affront to the rights of man, an act of anti-Semitism, a holocaust and an act of discrimination against the people of Noah's ark
- orders immediately Mahmoud Abbas to arrest all flies and to forbid them from ever dropping into coffee cups
- reoccupies the Gaza strip, cuts water and electricity and destroys all fly habitation
- imposes on the Americans an additional much needed military assistance to fight the flies plus a few billion dollars in compensation for being subjected to the anti-Semitism of flies.
End Israeli Occupation Free Palestine
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" -- Voltaire
Build your Iman. Build it, strengthen it, and reinforce it. And once you have built it, protect it and maintain it. Every security system requires maintenance. If you fail to regularly keep your protection cordon in optimum condition, you will leave it open to attacks by your avowed enemy, the Shaytan. And if he succeeds in snatching away your Iman, don't blame him. Blame yourself.
Babar Ahmed, Prisoner awaiting extradition to the US
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