An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and
he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her
book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want
to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How
about, why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life
after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those
could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question
first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little
girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death,
when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to
reading her book!
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