Thursday, May 13, 2004

LOL, u gotta try this



Try this very soon, before someone forces Google to fix its site:

1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return)

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"

4) Read the "error message" carefully. Someone at Google has a sense

of humour. And will probably be fired soon..

take care

Wassalam

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.








Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction






















style="COLOR: black; FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana">These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed


style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
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Please try the following:


  • Click the
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    Regime change button, or try again later.



  • If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that
    it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).


  • To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click
    Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus.
    The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.

  • If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America
    can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,

    click
    Detect Settings Detect weapons



  • Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.


  • If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.

  • Click the
    Bomb
    button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.







Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer






Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.